Eclectic Electric Eccentric zwɪndʒ

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

#putting my hand on hers. i know you're going through a lot. i just need you to know. you did this to yourself#and i love this for her. she really lives like this

#gettin increasingly glad he sends the taumoeba back but now realizing#the fact that he does it from a nearly unreachable number of light years away and then dips to Erid#is extremely funny#he’s doing it again. showing up perfectly one time.#And then she turns the sun back on and has the last word again just like always…#and all in the context of his like really truly seriously MEANING to come back. In his habitual familiar ZERO CLUE WAY#he even appreciates being wrapped in her painstaking care cluelessly while he’s up there like the whole time…#maybe it’s good he doesn’t send back a vlog of his feelings(?) so she never has to find out(?) he’s EXACTLY the same.#and has responded to what she did to him in almost exactly the same way as being asked to do anything else.#He did it he did a good job of it and is (this time highkey instead of lowkey) peeved. dvd screensaver menu bounce running between his ears(via @manyblinkinglights)

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

ohhhhh im so hungry. wont you use /feed to give me a yummy treat?