you, the sword; i, the shield

the damage has been done (overshared)

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

WHERE is that one gif of the cow being milked. The one that was memed

Once again my moots come through. The rest of you take notes

Please dont worry or be worried about what kind of diseases i can give you

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg