ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

What does a soldier do when there's no more war to fight?

When you set out for revenge, dig two graves.

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

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knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

cool game but how the FUCK do I get to 111 from 000 there is NOTHING on the table

i think the cows know something about that

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

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