Hey, you! Wanna be my friend?

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

YES

Krog invent “diet.” Eat thing.  If thing bad, you die.  Is not perfect system.

Hurk think it bad have word “die” in the name.

KROG NOT ASK YOU, HURK!

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

bad vibes banished

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

Colonizers were uncivilized. The very act of colonization is uncivilized

White people think they invented everything. 

being autistic really is feeling too old and too childish at the same time; we love neurodivergent experience of temporality

Ooooo that is some burning hot tea right there

it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

How are you posting from 1971?

homie thought lil nas did country roads

GO OFFF

Bard ready to slay!

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

god finally a reasonable request

Never not reblog