flo ward

"A type of formalized ancient Hellenistic gooner known as a Maenad."

surely the conses wont quence

when i heard the news about henry kissinger i was like damn i should have been Kissing Her but our relationship died before i could keep it 💯 call me if you get the chance

the main difference is that bloggers are phlegmatic/melancholic while posters are choleric/sanguine

guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

just a sec, a beautiful woman named battery sufficiently charged has just texted me

oh no!!!

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

what is up w the normalisation of normative normalcy on here. "be normal about [minority group/issue]" it's actually very normal to be cruel or indifferent about [minority group/issue]. that's why it's a [minoriti>sed< group/issue]. if that's not what you're asking me to do how about you say what you mean instead of taking the path of least vernacular resistance and accidentally appeal to a mythical saccharine baseline where everything is okay. let's not be intellectually lazy in our microblogging; it's unchic

based, without which, cringe is fatal. cringe, without which, based is powerless

not enough music thats wet with blood

in this world it’s slay or be slorn