dodge this

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey