nnnnyes >:)

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

maybe we were meant to frolic and talk to animals and stare at the sky and feel the ground beneath our feet and watch the ocean as it crashes on the shore and trace shapes in the clouds and look at pretty flowers and make handmade gifts and tell silly jokes and smile and laugh and love

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

Joy and whimsy detected! The sky is joyful and whimsical!

OH MY GOD

They got the name Spamton from the Asriel naming technique (kinda)(not really)

OP doesn't even exist anymore. We killed them.

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

World Heritage Post

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I wish we lived in a beautiful world where people did not use things for evil because I wish I could send gifts to people without knowing their address or asking them to doxx themselves. because like. for example sometimes i will be like oh that's a cute guinea pig plushie I wish I could send it to my guinea pig mutual who I've never spoken to or interacted with because I think they'd like it. but I can't do that without being like, hi, I'm a stranger on the internet you've never spoken to, tell me your home address, I want to mail you an object. I just want to be able to hand a box to the post office worker and be like, hello, this is for guineapigmutual, and they will nod and say yep we know exactly who that is and they will take it and mail it and I don't need to ever know the actual address or name or anything. unfortunately things cannot work like this but I can dream

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

he’s straight passing masc TO YOU. i can smell his omega pheromones

i hope this post gets one million notes of all people tagging members of fall out boy and supernatural actor jensen ackles and stuff but you should know that it was about charles vane from black sails