nnnnyes >:)

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

he’s straight passing masc TO YOU. i can smell his omega pheromones

i hope this post gets one million notes of all people tagging members of fall out boy and supernatural actor jensen ackles and stuff but you should know that it was about charles vane from black sails

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

dumb headcanon i think is funny: the hangman has a driver's license. this happened bc at some point shortly after prompocalypse fabian got pulled over by sklonda for driving without a license while ALSO being completely unable to see out of his right eye. in an attempt to get out of trouble he claimed that the hangman was the one actually navigating. cue sklonda dragging him to the dmv on her day off and convincing one of the driving instructors to put the motorcycle through a road test. the hangman passed and now fabian is forever sentenced to having to explain that yes, his bike has a license. yes, his bike is sapient. it's actually a hellhound transformed into a motorcycle. no, he doesn't know how or why that's legal either. and no, he doesn't have a license himself and DEFINITELY can not operate any motor vehicle besides the hangman.

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

Like sexually?

probably

The dragon grins wide. “You’ve come to slay me? I see no sword, no bow and I sense no magic.” You begin stretching and clench your fists. “Correct. My body is all I need.”

i must not Shake The Baby. Shaking the baby is the baby-killer. Shaking the baby is the baby-death that brings baby-obliteration. I must face my irritation at the Baby, and permit it to pass through me. I must be patient with the Goddamn Baby

SHAKE THE BABY. THE BABY DESERVES IT

If the child cannot handle being shaken, then it is Defective. Best to start over with new, more durable Offspring.

please Do Not shake the baby.

no wait they make a strong point

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit