The Local Cryptid Speaks

*gets down on one knee* will you be the evil scientist to my evil henchman?

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadn’t seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

OK

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

:)

:)

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

This post is no more than two days old as of June 3rd, 2026. All of these blogs were nuked in two days or less.