The Local Cryptid Speaks

*gets down on one knee* will you be the evil scientist to my evil henchman?

hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself

#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

https://www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-publication/tmz/

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[ID: edit of the "Todaybor Day is Labor Day" scene from Homestar Runner, changed to read: "deltarune is delta-june." End ID.]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.