smokal court jester

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

They call me daddy on account of my illegitimate children

nose drake: I'm making lots of scents

you just can't get away with compressing dogs into conveniently sized pellets these days

is mustard gravy still okay?

this is all we have left

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.