Unbetitelt

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

this is NOT about not being productive, i cannot believe how many people in the notes are telling me that pursuing hobbies isn't a waste of time i KNOW that. what i mean by "complete and utter inaction" is doing nothing. not only am i not being productive or pursuing any goals, i'm also not doing any of the myriad things i know would bring me joy. i'm not doing hobbies, i'm not hanging out with friends, i'm just sitting around rotting away for no discernible reason

tugs at the leash. release me at once

it litrally looks so pretty on you. youre so stylish youre the envy of all the other heroese of justice. why would you want to take it off

tug tug. let me go i have to be free to roam around and defeat villains

youre just going to defeat villains for me from now on okay? youre going to keep me safe. and its very brave of you to make this sacrifice. for me. and ill treat you well too ill remember to walk you every day and feed you and everything its going to be nice. stop pulling please.

i cannot swear loyalty to anyone, not even you. you have to release me it’s for the good of everyone. tug tug

nuhuh. we're going to go get you spayed at the vet okay? theyve got to do vaccinations and one of those microchip things too. in case you get lost or anything. pullsyou.

LET GO. i do not want to go to the vet. do not microchip me you villain

let go. let go. you bastard. stop kicking me. i won’t forgive you

i literally dont need you to forgive me

People have been asking "are trans women bourgeois?" since like the Weimar republic, this has never been hyperbole

"Remember when [misogynistic statement] was hyperbole?" basically never works because it relies on there being a time when people weren't being horrifically (trans)misogynistic

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

As a Brazilian person, my opinion re: the whole Toby Fox thing is that I understand him wanting to preserve the double entendres and hidden meanings of his game’s text and only being able to do it to the extent he wants to when it comes to Japanese due to the fact he speaks it to a degree but like. Let’s not kid ourselves here, dude. I KNOW why you learned Japanese: it’s because you wanted to play video games in Japanese and watch untranslated anime. That’s why you can make sure your translation is coming across the way you want in Japanese: you understand their memes and pop culture references. The obvious solution to getting your game translated to the degree of precision you want is to find a nerd who learned English because they wanted to play video games in English and watch untranslated cartoons and, as a result, understands American memes and pop culture references. Completely unrelated to the topic at hand, but I’m currently out of a job and-

My resume: No degree in anything related to translation, has never lived in an English-speaking country, decided they’d understand English from then on at 13 because they wanted to watch the Fairly OddParents without subtitles and listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic songs. Fuck with me.

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

why do they call it kojima games when you hideo in the graphics hudio out sound play the game

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

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