ALWAYS request an itemized receipt

Oh, I’m pinning this.

I must have my son's cum

An author doesn't have to be an academic to have valuable insight and information to share. But if they are presenting themselves as an academic to seem more legit, but their credentials are fake or misleading, it's a big red flag.

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM

Saving this for if I ever get to move out of my parents house

Rubbing alcohol will remove ink. Dip a Q tip in rubbing alcohol and apply it to the stain (don’t just dump the alcohol on because a general application rather than a targeted one can make the ink bleed and spread). Repeat as necessary.

“why is it called the x-men if there’s women in it” because charles xavier is a misogynist this isn’t that complicated people

He started the men’s rights movement

DC will be like, “we’ve made a strong female character,” and it’s the most toxic person you’ve ever seen

Or a full on sex offender 😭

and it’s never treated seriously, it’s only done cause the writer thought sexual assault is hot

He’s only a conspiracy theorist in the DCAU, he’s not like that in the comics.

who is the person in the corner

Nancy Pelosi

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

everyone like "who is a better gf for dick, kory or babs?" but never once asking if dick is a good bf for either of them....

just for the record this is not to be like dick negative or say hes a bad bf to them its just pointing out how exhausting fandom discourse is where female characters are not prioritized and only viewed as love interests for male characters

I feel like this specific instance is more about people just liking Dick more? I mean I know I personally couldn't care less about who else Kory is dating.

you like DC comics you’re already a fucking loser

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

This tumblr shit is easy

did you stutter in your tags?

Can i be allowed to erase Bertinelli specifically on the grounds that her existence is causing Helena Wayne erasure forever?

why would you be a fan of Helena Wayne when she’s just the boring version of Helena Bertinelli?

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