official-bastard

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I'm an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I'm Staff

nope i'm a fast food chain

no im a swear word

literally so hard not to eat handfuls of sand

tell me it wouldnt go down like sugar, TELL ME

I can say from experience that sand tasted good. It’s salty and I like the texture

you're making this struggle harder im so glad i do not have access to sand rn i would be testing this out

as someone who was subjected to eating sand by their brother when they were younger. i do not recommend eating sand.

getting conflicting sand reviews here

literally so hard not to eat handfuls of sand

tell me it wouldnt go down like sugar, TELL ME

I can say from experience that sand tasted good. It’s salty and I like the texture

you're making this struggle harder im so glad i do not have access to sand rn i would be testing this out

literally so hard not to eat handfuls of sand

tell me it wouldnt go down like sugar, TELL ME

stay silly for me?

?ɘm ɿoʇ ƨυoiɿɘƨ γɒtƨ

oh god whys my evil twin stuck in a mirror. who put him there

wizɒɿdƨ ƨtυɔʞ mɘ in ʜɘɿɘ tʜɘγ ɒɿɘ ƨo mɘɒn >:(

did the wizards perhaps have a reason?? like did they stick you in there whole sale without a word or did you agitate them?

not to intrude on what looks like family drama but have you noticed that your evil twins mirroring is inconsistent?

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

You watch your back every time you go out in the night that’s what

WHAT DO YA WANT??

Send me nudes.

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

You watch your back every time you go out in the night that’s what

WHAT DO YA WANT??

fuck

not me tho

Official fuck post

Itsjun e my message to y’all. Bedtine.? Sleep well

Post cancelled I read the clock wrong we still have 15 minutes, stay up fight back against the night.

everyone. you are gay. gay as hell.

i endorse this post

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

You watch your back every time you go out in the night that’s what