drive-by thank you
(image description in alt text)

Monterey Bay Aquarium
todays bird
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Show & Tell
š

@theartofmadeline
Keni
noise dept.

shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins

Origami Around

titsay
Jules of Nature
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

ellievsbear
Stranger Things

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Spain

seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from Bolivia
seen from Ecuador
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States

seen from Paraguay
seen from United States
@linkndocs
drive-by thank you
(image description in alt text)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
The most hilarious part of italiansā reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE
which Italians couldnāt bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis
The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed
Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.
Someone explain please! I want to knowwww
Penne lische is smooth and doesnāt hold sauce the way penne rigate does
The grooves make more sauce adhere to it
wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion
And that is why it is an abomination.
Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.
I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.
I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways.Ā
Chaotic Disney Princess
I have known this person for 41 seconds. but if anythign were to happen to them, I would kill everyone on tik tok and then myself
They terrify me, yet i woulf trust them with my life.
*softly* i didnt expect to see Julia on my dash today but I have been blessed

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
this is a callout post for myself
I grew up with a grandma who quilted, but sheād never been interested in passing along the hobby, so when she finally kicked it I was the grandkid who got all her materials, ācause I was the only one who knew how to use a sewing machine. Then, in 2015, a friend had a baby and I figured Iād make her a quilt, ācause how hard could it be?
oh
my
god
Luckily I am the stubbornest human alive, ācause I never woulda finished otherwise. I didnāt know what I was doing, didnāt know the terms to look up how to do anything, I musta reinvented the wheel like eight times and it took ten months, BUT I DID IT.
Figured Iād suffered enough and would never do it again and now Iām on quilt #9 smdh
āāāāāāāāā
Iām hyperventilating.
Holy shit. Holy SHIT.
This is INCREDIBLE.
Oh my god.
Iāve gotta go lay down holy shit look at this how do we just walk by other human beings every day and live our separate lives when thereās a person sitting next to you on the train or in line for coffee who goes home and makes things like this what even IS being human holy shit.
GOOD FUCKING JOB.
Oh heck I did not expect the notes to blow up on this, UM
Okay so on a purely technical level, this is not that difficult, you just gotta come at it a little sideways.
The background of this sucker is just rows of 1.5ā³-wide fabric strips. I canāt remember the exact pattern, but I wanna say it was something like one row 6ā³ strips, one row 4.5ā³ strips, one row alternating? I donāt remember exactly, it was a while ago. Thatās not difficult, you just lay it out and sew it all together one row at a time. Itās not hard, just tedious.
The fish are a lil different. I canāt draw, there is a disconnect somewhere and my hands are stupid, so I figured out probably fifteen years ago that tracing was the way to go. For this, I legit just yanked several photos of fancy-looking goldfish off the internet and traced over āem in Photoshop.
Once I had enough, I printed my outlines, laid āem out on the background to create the idea of movement, and then traced the outlines out on fabric and pinned the hell out of āem.
This woulda been WAY easier with Heat āN Bond, but I didnāt know that was a thing at the time. From there I just used just about every fancy stitch on my inherited sewing machine to make the fish STAY WHERE I PUT THEM, and also look good.
I have since learned this is called āraw edge appliqueā but whatever. Itās fun, itās neat, you can do it with a bunch of stuff and impress the hell outta people. More recently, itās how Iāve gone from this:
to this:
(this was another project I SUFFERED over unnecessarily, because Iām the dip that decided to quilt the waves, like a moron)
god that sucked but it looked SO COOL when I was done!
Iām very sorry to tell you that if you thought we would be less impressed with you after this update you were very mistaken. Iāll say again:
Holy. Shit.
human beings really just walk around living their lives. doing stuff like THIS holy shit
tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like
As long as you can laugh at yourself you will never cease to be amused.
Just went through my file a while ago and i??? completely forgot that this existed :D ??? but the color actually looks nice huh š³

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
When you have the power of God and anime on your side
look i donāt know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them theyāre not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me
if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.
unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home
I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire isĀ āforcibly removedā from your house (or words to that effect)
and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that wouldāve been lessĀ dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it wouldāve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous
Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house
LISTEN,
the very CONCEPT of bodyguards is so narratively juicy and excellent, and I donāt just mean likeĀ ācharacter x is character yās bodyguard so they can be in the same place and fall in loveā, I mean the protectiveness, the tension of trying to balance personal and professional, the unified dichotomy of devoted guardian/loyal servant!Ā the power dynamic.
and even platonically speaking??Ā again: loyalty!!Ā personal/professional!!Ā the sheer delight of watching someone kick righteous ass in defense of their principal!!Ā honestly itās even good when the two people in question hate each other.Ā itās always good.Ā write more bodyguards into your stuff, Iāll read it.
The inherent eroticism of loyalty
yall know what i love? that kind of black cats that look like some cat-shaped blops of darkness
perfection

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming