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The shiny electronic band Whose music is much in demand Have chosen a village To album launch, pillage How much can the residents stand?

Though many will say it's unfounded That NK has missiles unbounded A certain report Has issued retort So sit back and see if they're pounded.

HP's desktop sales took a beating The PC sees purchases fleeting New tablets have come With high specs and aplomb Now, which would you take to a meeting?

Some astronomers have discovered That's Saturn's rings aren't much bothered The ring system stains The planet with rain That's miles of the "surface" quite covered.

In what seems to be for the best The GMP don't second-guess; If in violent burst Goths and Emos are hurt It's a hate crime - you're under arrest.

In the Philippines there's been a discussion About women's health and reproduction A law has been passed But the bishops, half-assed Got the SC to bring it to inaction.

The bird flu returned with a surge "Stay vigilant", authorities urge This H7N9-er Has cropped up in China So now, of their poultry, a purge.

The skies are quite cloudy and grey Mr. Ebert, we've read, passed away The renowned film critic Was art-analytic We give two thumbs up here today.

This tragedy might have been stopped If sanity somewhere had popped Instead they were shamed For starting the flame The kids died from their scam, that flopped.

So samples of tissue, they've made A milestone in this new decade They've made quite some splinters With new 3D printers I wonder how much they'll be paid?

My gosh, Ms. Minaj, what a twist! You've chosen to cease and desist The orange appearance You've given some clearance Though, 'relatable'? Perhaps through thick mist.

Anonymous struck yet again First was NK's Flickr, and then Before they could bicker Anon offed their Twitter We call it "time out", folks, take ten.

So Summly's this app he created Investors saw profits, were sated Then Yahoo came 'round The offer was sound That's thirty mil, folks, he's gold-plated!

Hey Beiber, what's with your behaviour? O, mobs of Beliebers' saviour? The neighbours complained What's next, dude? Arraigned? Get therapy, do us a favour.

It seems that the partisan sides Went apes*** on how to decide The fate of these critters Has statesmen in jitters With both the camps set to deride.

It's not the best service on Earth But in DPRK it has worth Now they've taken it down And we, with a frown Dream Koryolinks glorious rebirth.

Lepidopterists are now quite worried For the summer rains hadn't quite hurried A far reduced range Denotes climate change That last line got deniers flurried.