#roger ebert

Before you ask, Yes; I gave my island the worst layout possible. High density housing, an unwalkable downtown and a ferris wheel in front of the beach! Don't like it? Start swimin'!!

The clones turned out pretty good! That's definitely our Abe.

Gabes face is spot-on but his disconnected muttonchops are unsettling. So are Darcy's eyes but in a good way.

Surprised there wasn't a good analogue for Patty's outfit? They need to add tank-tops for Cleo/Gabe.

JFK has to settle for his Clone Fathers hand-me-downs and Darcys outfit screams 'we're going to need you to work through lunch'.

But if you think those Miis are iffy...

Cinnamons prom outfit helps a little but a lack of balding options has doomed these misbegotten creatures.

I might have to learn how to use the Face Paint tools to draw their flat picasso faces on because I don't know who these people are but they're not the Scudworths I know and cherish. To avoid further bombing your timeline, more Double Helix Tomodachi below the break:

Roger Ebert on why Mulholland Drive is not just a great movie, but how human dreams actually work.

You don’t have to be on drugs to understand Mulholland Drive.

Roger Ebert's favorite game, simulating life, afterlife and reincarnation in Japan's Heian period. You can download it here or here, or download it pre-configured to run on modern versions of Windows here.

Roger Ebert, June 18, 1942 – April 4, 2013.