Ok, so I read a fic yesterday (https://archiveofourown.org/works/79949971 by Nerd_gasm) in which Shane reveals his childhood crush is Howl from Howls Moving Castle.
And like. Of course it is. Nerd_gasm's comment makes me think they meant film!howl but I think book!howl is perfect for this:
He is a blond drama queen with a reputation for being a womaniser who falls in love with someone who looks not in keeping with what people expect of him.
He has escaped from his family to another country. He is incredibly good at his job. He loves nice clothes, he loves hanging out with kids, he takes his training responsibilities seriously, he gets drunk after playing sports. He struggles to express his feelings appropriately. It turns out he wants domestic and "boring" except that it will never be boring because it's them.
His beloved has been hiding who they are and trying to be the person their family/society expects of them, but he finds and loves them.
When his beloved's family finds out about them, the beloved has to spend some time saying no I don't hate him, actually I love him, actually he has been very kind. And he is, and family learn to see that even as they also see he continues to be a chaotic drama queen.
So yes, of course Shane's childhood crush is Howl. Not sure how much crossover there is in the fandoms but I know Tumblr is the place to find out ❤️ I would love to hear others' thoughts on this!
I kind of want Shane and Ilya and Howl and Sophie to hang out.
They go shopping. What this actually means is Howl and Ilya go shopping, leaving Sophie and Shane to get coffee. Every so often they come back to dump a load of purchases, give gifts that are met with "I don't need this?!?" by Sophie or Shane, and get kisses/physical touch from Their Person before they go off to another shop having the bitchiest gossip session at the same time.
Shane and Sophie's coffee chat is much more chilled:
Sophie realises Shane is not eating the cake from Cesari's, and Shane says he's just been thinking too much. Sophie has weedkiller recommendations for him.
Shane sees how Howl matches Ilya's flare for being dramatic and asks Sophie how she copes if Howl is having the sort of day that is sad dramatics. Sophie says she puts him in the shower, and they get dinner together after. Shane agrees this is a good way of coping.
Shane says he dislikes shopping himself but he does like clothes that feel right and don't irritate him. Finding them in the shops is difficult but Rose is sometimes helpful. Sophie tells his seams and labels that they better stop irritating Shane or she WILL have something to say about it. Shane's clothes stop irritating him. Sophie says he should bring his other clothes by and she will either alter them or just tell them, and it will all be better.
Sophie says she actually really likes Howl shopping for her - he buys her lovely things, she says, and she blushes.
I want Ilya swinging by to say I love you in Russian whilst Howl says the same in Welsh.
Hayden likes Sophie - she tells Ilya and Howl to both grow up and stop being ridiculous every so often. He wishes Shane did this more often.





















