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Have a medieval fantasy au brewing in my beautiful mind that culminates in Shane throwing himself in front of the sword to stop Ilya from being beheaded and it’s so buzzy to meeeee. Ilya is a banished prince who’s being tracked down by his brother sent to kill him by their father. Ilya is hiding out undercover as part of prince Shane’s personal guard. Ilya is there to kill Shane to regain his father’s favor (basically a zuko and the avatar thing where it’s an impossible task Ilya will most certainly die trying to do if his brother doesn’t find him firs) but he sees shane for the first time and thinks that’s the face they write love songs about. That’s the face that inspires poets everywhere. That’s the face that artists spend their lives trying to replicate the beauty of. he knows immediately he could never kill Shane. and Shane for his part is so enchanted by Ilya. Ilya who teases him and jokes with him. Ilya who pushes him to be better, because he tells Shane all the time he’s the best of them all and Shane wants to earn that praise. The fantasy comes in mostly with Shane having repeated visions of Ilya’s impending death that he keeps trying to convince everyone around him is coming, please, help, because he knows it’s coming. and everyone is like. Shaneeee it’s just dreamssss it’s so normal. And besides it’s literally his job to die for you lol? Calm down. You’re crazy. Except for Ilya who is very aware that’s Shane’s dreams are visions because he’s getting too many facts right— but still is trying to convince Shane not to worry about it (he has accepted his death since he laid eyes on Shane)

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

I told my therapist recently that buildings actually do need to sweat and breathe, and have what amounts to circulatory systems in their ventilation, water and electricity. If you leave a building closed up and stagnant for too long it will rot. He appeared genuinely shocked and touched and thanked me emphatically for the information

Of course the follow up was a trite “do you treat yourself the way you treat a building” and you know what, it doesn’t matter at all. Everything is a system and all systems require maintenance, and often that maintenance is deferred due to money and laziness. I am winning at therapy.

a guy making the whole 'is that a gun in your pocket or are u just happy to see me :)' joke but it IS a gun in the other man's pocket yet he grinds on it anyway. as long as its hard and loaded whichever will do

i generally feel Very online but then sometimes I'll hear about a meme from usually specifically tiktok or roblox and feel like im in a tide pool and i just came across a sudden very steep dropoff and there are just all these low and distant roars echoing out of the dark

He’s got a waterbed, he’s got an illegal Komodo dragon in his bathtub, his best friend is an Immortal, his dick is 6 or 9 inches depending on who you ask, he’s physically and spiritually incapable of perceiving horses, and no matter what, he’s doomed- it’s Ilya Rozanov!