:^)

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

Im fucking addicted to blanket

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

sex is cool but have you ever been good enough

Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig