pucikrandle

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

I’m sorry but I like clutter and mess a bit if I tidy everything up and put everything away it feels like I’m erasing the life I’ve lived and pretending to be someone else. No I put my shoes by the bed instead of the shoe rack bc I did. Meee I did that because I’m me. That’s where the person that I am put them

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can