if you want something done weird you gotta do it yourself

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

this stupid shit has been around for so long and it’s crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. “Oughhhhh if you aren’t nice to you oppressors they’ll become bigots instead of allies” if someone’s support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, they’re by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

Thanks! I sewed them mostly by machine (the tail fins are handsewn on) using this pattern. The only modification I made was instead of hand sewing on the side fins, I machine sewed them, and kinda made it a double-ended dart but super tiny? The extra stitches on the fins were topstitched with just regular lines of sewing on my machine, but I have done the same thing with a running stitch or backstitch when handsewing before (I think those are the right stitch names, but don't quote me on it, my sewing terminology knowledge is very haphazard lol). The "gill" line on the sides isn't stitched at all, I cut the minky shorter there to make the line. It's not a technique I'd ever used before using it on these fish (it's in the pattern) but I am now definitely going to be using it a lot