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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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“Obscure music artist I like” alignment chart except its music that is not mainstream (and also is not lemon demon, the scary jokes, oingo boingo or jack stauber altho all those slap as well) but select people know about it and we all think it should be on the radio
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watching supernanny is so surreal because it's like my cat from hell where 99.9% of the time it's always the parents fucking up and never the kids as they're just abiding by how they've been raised
obsidian voice director: we're gonna record you conversing with an intern reading the unvoiced player dialogue, so your deliveries will be organic and informed
bethesda voice director: here's every line your character will say, sorted alphabetically
The New Golden Compass movie looks lit
Hey Eddheads. Casual reminder that tomorrow is NOT “Edd Day.” It’s the anniversary of his death, and saying “Happy Edd Day” to ANYONE (especially Tom, Matt, and anyone else who was close to him while he was alive) is EXTREMELY disrespectful. Save “Edd Day” for Edd’s birthday. Tomorrow should be a day for remembrance, not celebration. Thank you.
Please be respectful tomorrow. We’ll see all of you back October 28th to celebrate Edd’s Day. But tomorrow is not that Day.
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All the flavor, none of the bigotry!
Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.
Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:
¼ cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons BBQ sauce
@crochetcupcakes-n-latte
Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.
@hakaseheart
Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578
He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!
Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)
Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3
(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)
I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range
dropping out of college to pursue my dreams of becoming a moss covered log in the forest
incels are at it again
#marvel dudebros are the fucking worst
it’s 2019 people aren’t bullying you because you like ironman, they’re bullying you because you have a superiority complex and don’t shower
stan lee: most of our iron man comic readers back in the 60s were female and we receieved countless fanmail from so many women about how much they loved the character
dudebros: comic books were invented for MEN and we got OSTRACISED and called DORKS by WOMEN who HATED comics for DECADES!!
for GENERATIONS
this just in, the eighties lasted for generations
that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......
“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno
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beekeeper:*keeps bees*
bees:*is keep*
gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb
Rich people will just buy anything huh?
me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp
WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES?
I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:
The models look so pained
Consumption of tap water in the European Union.
love to be italian and drink 240 liters of tap water every day
if you had a weird obsession with any of the tinkerbell fairies except for tinkerbell herself, you’re wlw now
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I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously
The big joke was that all these HUGE disasters cancelled each other out. A bunch of shit flooding kept the zombies contained. The super intelligent apes stopped global warming. The leather-clad motorcycle murder gangs intimidate the alien invaders.
Everything sucks in like 8 overlapping ways but it’s just become the norm at this point. There’s a guy named Cannibal Jack that people trust to cook for them for some reason.
The main character is a recluse with a shotgun who just wants to sit in her shack and give cynical advice to passing young people, but unfortunately, her younger brother and only surviving family member is a conman with his fingers in every stupid decision being made within a ten mile radius
The brother’s name is Sal, which is short for SOMETHING but he changes his answer every time. He seems to think this qualifies as an alias, and bizarrely, it usually works. Notable ‘definitely Sal’s real name’ options include Salt, Salmon, Salamander, and Salad.
His sister’s name is Marian, occasionally called Misery Marian. It is a running joke that young characters think this is a reference to her bad attitude, but anyone who actually CALLS her that is clearly terrified of her for some unspecified reason.
Sal’s got an on-again off-again business partner by the name of Kent Bardsley, who is just.... SO irresponsibly horny. Sal’s motivation is money, but Kent’s is sex. He keeps getting run out of town for sleeping with important people’s wives. He’s an idiot, but he’s not a conman like Sal, he just helps him with his schemes as an in to towns so he can visit his assortment of fuckbuddies.
The joke of Kent’s character is that the ‘apocalypse’ he’s part of is conservative scaremongering about sexual freedom destroying society. He gets a last name because while Sal calls him Kenny, Marian calls him ‘Bardsley’ with deep contempt.
The fuck types of our characters so far:
Marian: fuck off
Sal: fuck you, pay me
Kent: fuck me
Cannibal Jack: what the fuck
There’s an alien named Glipix who is investigating why the invasion failed and her analysis tends to boil down to ‘damn bitch you really live like this?’
Kent is really into her but his flirting goes right over her head. Marian’s the only one she respects anyways.
Kent: Hey, you looking to get those eggs fertilized, beautiful?
Glipix: What pollinators are operating on this horrible planet? Did you see one? I need to speak with them if you did.
Kent: uh
I have a mental image for a TV opening where it’s Marian at like. 12. watching some apocalypse happen through a window and saying “The world ended when I was a girl...” in a really serious tone, and then it pans out to show like 6 other apocalypses happening and her voice turns sarcastic and she says “about thirty fucking times, actually.”
Alright here’s more content for you guys:
—Marian is 46 and spent her 20s and early 30s as a mad max style motorcycle gang member. ‘Misery Marian’ was her moniker while she was LEADING one of these gangs.
—Sal and Kent are somehow unaware of this.
—Sal’s apocalypse is capitalism. Also Godzilla.
—I’m not kidding about that, Sal and Marian’s parents were killed by a giant dinosaur that still sometimes shows up to bother Sal.
i’m in love with this
Please for the love of god write this book so i can do fanfiction of the characters in already in love with
auto responder saying “i am scared to not exist, aren’t you?” is direct foreshadowing of dirk forcefully keeping homestuck’s canon alive instead letting alt calliope put it to rest
