I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

perverted lesbians, never let anyone dim your freak

eat berries, relax when possible, repose: it is monday!!!!

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

Whats for dinner oh spider jelly what a surprise

disney channel heritage post

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

getting c-ptsd when you thought it’d be at least a b+ ☹️

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you