I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

Somehow it never occurred to me that gar start out as babies. I have never considered what a baby gar would look like. The world is so full of beauty and wonder

average white queer would kill themselves if they switched places with us like it is a little crazy sometimes it feels like talking to a wall bc they fully dont really care that racism is bad like they dont even like register it as something life ruining its just like a tiny oopsie to them…….how do u read a post that says “tradwife ideology cannot be separated from nazi ideology” and only walk away with “ u should be very careful practicing submission kink everyone! tradwife can be done but just make sure u have a safe word <3” …..im going to chase you with a large rock

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

i genuinely don’t think i’ve ever understood why people put their entire list of mental illnesses, self diagnosed or professionally diagnosed, in their bio. like i think the kind of mindset that leads you to do that is the same mindset that creates anti-recovery sentiments because your mental illness is seen as part of your identity instead of a hurdle to overcome and work around. just all around a very odd way of viewing mental health