I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

cities breaking down on a camels back

the bee movie is populated by more he/him lesbians than probably any other movie ever

this is at least 5 people's first impression of me and i do not know how to feel about that fact

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍