easy way to stop falling asleep at 8:30. be so so so scared for tomorrow you're sitting upright in bed considering making yourself throw up for hours and hours and hours.

if it sucks hit da bricks. but also can someone just tell me i'm allowed to put in my two weeks tomorrow.

stop making movies where people who live with their parents find love. it's not possible. cinemasins ding.

you can't say such a thing but part of the reason i refuse to consider being in a relationship is because i was built in a lab to be a victim

when colin has to make a decision for once in his life and he scowls as hard as he can and just can't fucking do it. ohhhhh it's too real turn the movie off it's cutting too close to the bone oouuuugghhhhhh

remember to avoid doing that thing you need to do for days and days, actively making your life harder and feeling increasingly stressed out about it. when it ends up taking thirty seconds and no effort at all to do, forget the lesson you just learned immediately.