i should be writing

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i shouldn't have to work. i should be allowed to write fic all day. i should be allowed to roll around in the trash with zero consequences and even fewer spreadsheets. i just want to make the characters suffer :( is that too much to ask?

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

based on last week's trailer, I think he knows.

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that