"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

love is stored in the banana bread loaf