’Til This Pendulum Finds Equilibrium

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

I can think of several games that would be really funny like this

I think it would be even funnier if the chance ratio was increased for lower injury damage. Because I can tell you when I’ve been seriously hurt or wounded I’ve never made a sound louder than a gasp, sometimes not even that. But a minor injury? Fucking holy shit fuck fuck OW damn.

good morning everyone in my phone who makes me feel less alone in my human experience

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july