’Til This Pendulum Finds Equilibrium

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

i know this has been said before but wild they have banned porn and sex work on here and yet these ads are so weirdly pornographic and you cant block or unfollow them like you can with peoples blogs or even blacklist tags. i could avoid explicit content easier when it was allowed to be on here.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

Hold on – I've gotta put this video on fullscreen so I can hear it better.

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/