I have a bad feeling about this

my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time

I mean, you are a predator, so you're not wrong. Humans are predators. Pretty much all mamal predators spend most of their time fuckin around and only a lil bit actually hunting

Proof that I should be allowed to fuck around more and find out less.

time to update the map!

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

Nudes from a girl that make you think "damn I should visit that country huh..."

love when Windows is like "this plaintext log file has no file extension. would you like to open it with uhhh... lets see.. Titanfall 2?" like yes. duh. obviously

hmu if you drink water like this

me with cum

@ratgirldick​

“Death to america” but it’s said with the inflection of a friendly cashier at a store telling you to have a good day.

Cumslut cockgoddess mood