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spending my visit with my parents trying to organize my mother's comically large collection of art supplies, unused power cords, and spare kindle covers (she has six kindles so I guess she needs, at last count, four spare kindle covers, in case she gets four more kindles...) and trying to convince her to perhaps take steps to check her blood sugar more often after two (2) instances of her having blood sugar under 30 in the past 24 hours.... and taking breaks by writing fic about not-tpiam-but-an-au-of-tpiam!grian trying to clean out his recently deceased father's comically large collection of rocks, outdoorsy shit, and weird projection/VR hardware for terraforming planning.
I don't usually write stuff that is so directly ventfic but I'm not going to pretend this is anything else, lmao.
Ranking all my tumblr mutuals from most to least likely to put me in a nefarious contraption
stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body
I've heard with my own two ears a coworker explaining that "sugar is SO hard on your body, it's so hard to digest," as a reason they avoid grapes, as if glucose is not the literal fuel that makes living cells go, and if you've ever seen what happens to people with extremely low blood sugar you would understand this viscerally. They stop being able to move or think.
I don't think the Trinity is that hard to understand or explain. o:
I usually think of it like this:
You have a friend; they have 3 jobs.
They have a job as a engineer, a cashier, and a janitor.
You wouldn't go to your friend in each job and ask "Are you the same guy I know????" - You know it's the exact same friend at each job, even though they're doing something different at each job.
Or think of it in gaming terms:
It's like someone with three different characters in a game. They switch between each character whenever needed, but you know it's the exact same person controlling each character, despite the different skills/class abilities.
Heck, even further think of someone who changes their hair color + style every day. You don't question or ask if they're the same person from when you first saw them. You know it's the same person, just different presentation.
That view of the Trinity is called "modalism" and Sabellius was excommunicated for it in 220.
It's almost impossible to describe the Trinity without committing some kind of heresy.
Right, which supports the view that the purpose of the Trinity is to get people to affirm a logical contradiction as a commitment device.
"Stop saying the Trinity is obscuratinist or hard to understand; it's easy! *immediately commits heresy*" is a genre of post which never stops being funny.
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Meanwhile, via Bluesky...
And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.
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hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that
this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those
If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.
Use your needle catcher.
You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.
In honor of one of my favorite short stories of all time being set today, August 4, 2026, here is a repost of a commission I got from the wonderful @bethfuller in early March 2020 of the poem featured therein (and that which gives it its title) by Sarah Teasdale:
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".
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Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Unnaturally Deep Ocean That Generates At 20000,20000
I'm not usually one to do fan theorizing, I mostly came out of this shipping Wifies, Hummer, and the Leviathan (sorry not sorry), BUT in googling around for Arronax to figure out if her name was a reference to something I realized, yes, obviously, duh, Aronnax (different spelling but bear with me) is the narrator of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. I had thought about the book earlier because obviously it's an ocean adventure with a submarine, and then there's the 20000,20000 coordinates, and also, like any good Jules Verne novel the video was full of indulgent and showy displays of cool transportation technology and devoted gentleman adventuring companions who come across as kinda gay for each other to the modern reader. ANYWAY uh. Some relevant stuff, especially if you like a lot of us are side-eyeing whether Hummer is a real guy, whether maybe he's got more knowledge of the Leviathan than he's letting on, etc.:
You're Not Fat, You're Beautiful
A cartoon by me and Becky Hawkins.
perks of writing:
its fun
i can do literally whatever I want
cons of writing
i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"
I agree that "in Germany your boss legally has to provide you with work while you're at your job" is a bit funny considering the German stereotype. But I am really annoyed at people who act like this is some horrible hypercapitalist thing on that post about pushing people out of their jobs by just not giving them anything to do. When really it's very basic worker protection (within the context of German emplyment law.) Because under most circumstances you can't just be fired from your job. Your employer has to provide a reason for firing you if they want to get rid of you. You also have a right to specifially the work you were hired to do.
So your boss having to give you appropriate work makes illegal any of the following:
a) Making you clean toilets instead of (or in addition to) the clearly defined office job you agreed to do
b) Not giving you work and then firing you for not doing your work
c) Waiting for you to crack under the intense boredom of having to stay on one place with absolutely nothing to do for eight hours a day while your coworkers are roped into it to shun you (or hate you because for some reason you're the only one who doesn't have to do any work) until you quit "voluntarily"
or d) waiting for you to crack under the aformentioned pressure until you do what the people in the notes said they'd do, like watching movies or doing a second job instead which is something you then can be reprimanded and fired for
Suddenly realizing I've been on the recieving end of some of these techniques before. Fuck.
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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.
celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds
the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized
i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come
zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!
