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I Am Hungry But None of the Abundant Food Items Available to me Appeal to the Whims of my Appetite and Therefore I Shall Starve: an unfortunate saga

Damn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn’t be completed in 1,000 years?

they want to see the fall of the monarchy

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

I would read this.

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

Caretaker, might I ask how you're managing to outrun them and still be posting?

VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS

if somebody held their arms out to me and softly told me “c’mere” i would simply break down

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

the girls are learning to count

😍😍😍

holding hands with someone is one of the simplest and greatest things on earth. nothing else really matters honestly

the CDC's like "how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn't need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system"