trash is the new treasure

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me