lightning bug

whore pov:

I'm really glad we censored fuck here. We came here for lemon stealing whore wholesomeness not filthy filthy bad language.

in the club getting psychosexual

The depths of my coveting for the Haunted Beauty governess Barbie are too great to explain with human language.

I STILL covet that governess Barbie. I also want her outfit in my size.

My mom has the governess and I deeply covet that doll. She is one of the most gorgeous dolls in my mom’s collection and pictures don’t do her justice. She’s the only heirloom I am really looking forward to.

C'MON GOLDEN POTATO ...

Please do your job

just so we’re clear, clown fetishes were popularized by panic! at the disco’s “nothing rhymes with circus” tour. don’t give these pennywise fuckers credit for shit ryan ross didn’t die for this.

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi