booty banquet

Random editing tip of the day: like many of these tips, it's easier said than done, but try not to view editing as a punishment. Best of all if you can view it as fun, an opportunity, a game (fanfiction of your first draft!). But at minimum, realize that you are not being graded, nobody knows what your first draft looks like except you, you are not failing if you have mistakes (if you're not spotting mistakes in your first draft, something very weird is going on), and getting to improve your story with a second draft is not a waste of time you could have avoided if only you were talented enough. Writing is thinking, and thinking is re-thinking and weighing multiple options. Do it again, a little differently this time. That's all.

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

[ID: A blotchy-looking painting of a person and a cat sleeping on a made bed in a green room. End ID.]

i may be a bit full of myself. but i got a good self to be full of

i was doing an icebreaker activity at student orientation and we were all getting up to get in a circle and i look over at this girl who was really well dressed and say "oh, i love your jacket" and she just paused and goes "thanks. you're really pretty i love your hair"

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found