I Saw You, I Met You, I Loved You, I Left You

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday