I Saw You, I Met You, I Loved You, I Left You

i hate that it’s not enough to just decide what to make for dinner every day. you actually have to make it. and then the fucking dishes

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone