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reblogging music on tumblr is more symbolic than anything because nothing is actually playable

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

Detailed Descriptions of Capitalist Spankings…

FULLY CLOTHED VAMPIRE ANAL

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

ATTENTION: I need attention

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

The leaders of Flat Earth movement know very well that Earth isn’t a disc, they just want to annoy some rich nerd into giving them a free trip into space, thinking he’s proving flatearthers wrong

power move: put the fbi agent watching you through a series of endurance tests. stay awake for 72 hours. put obscene images over your webcam. chew gum really loudly next to your mic. they may have wiretaps but by god they won’t have peace

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

Procrastination is like a hardcore drug. It feels good in the moment, but is terrible for you in the long run.

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

when will people realize that my opinions are facts