real rodent lover

all my haters become freighters when I ride on the railroad of success

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

STOP the "grimdark muddy and grey medievalism film about a white dude doing some bullshit" industrial complex. WHERE is the Questing Beast WHERE are the cool women WHERE are the people of color WHERE is the fun and whimsy and fantastical

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

ella fitzgerald just texted me

incredibly sorry for the black writers and directors of the previous two seasons who thought they were building something. I am so sorry that your work was not respected and now dismissed by this new season. I am so sorry that the love and care with which you crafted the characters, especially of Louis and Claudia was so resented that the current writers' room chose to dilute all. I am so sorry that you are having to see the anti blackness in full force on a formerly black led show and everything you worked on- your vision- it was all wiped off. I am so sorry to Jacob and Delainey for having to work with those scripts.

homer was sicilian and shakespeare was sicilian and dante was sicilian and you the reader are also sicilian.

its not that one day you will wake up sicilian. one day you will look into a mirror and realize youve always been sicilian

the writers did so fucking well at portraying and deconstructing the over abundant amount that lestat in the text romanticizes his abusers. he calls it the "seduction of magnus" multiple times throughout the vampire chronicles instead of admitting he was preyed upon. when you read the books you have to look between the lines of his flowery prose and avoidance but the show took a corny over the top music video style approach and then slammed it next to a full blown ptsd flashback to make sure the audience did not have a chance to misinterpret or mock anything and i respect them for that

If Lestat's songs are intentionally bad, why then would you blow your budget on an album? You chose to sacrifice Lestat's backstory for lines like "uwu anime eyes"?

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

I must be loyle to my mutual