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happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Pinterest link isn’t the source, artist is mushymoss <- twitter post

should be a site where you can post but it doesn’t go anywhere. you type it in the box and hit post and the box closes and it never goes anywhere. no archive either. other people are also on the site but you can’t see them. the button must say post though, I want to be lied to.

it should have a following tab and trending tab that are both always blank but you can pull down to refresh them. there should be a search function that loads then has no results for anything. when you lose internet it still says it can’t load anything, then when you connect again the error disappears but nothing replaces it.

call it placebr or something. mechanically coherent functionally useless social media. the cloth mother of the social internet.

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again