Refined Valley Dude

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

This is painfully American

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

The part of the video at the end where it pans down and reveals the camera operator is also wearing a cosplay dress is essential to my enjoyment of this video.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea