Refined Valley Dude

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

Its good

Needs more rats

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

ban men's sports i have seen enough

this is why you shouldn't swear

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic