an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

Another amazon package for the white buddhist

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

I need to be prescribed a seaside retreat and an orgasm like an ill Victorian woman.

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh