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she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

Welcolme to Kinktober 2025, Crash (1996) fans!!! I have prepared a special list of prompts so we can have fun this month:

Oct 1: Car crashes

Oct 2: Car crashes

Oct 3: Car crashes

Oct 4: Car crashes

Oct 5: Car crashes

Oct 6: Car crashes

Oct 7: Car crashes

Oct 8: Car crashes

Oct 9: Fucking someone's surgery scar

Oct 10: Car crashes

Oct 11: Car crashes

Oct 12: Car crashes

Oct 13: Car crashes

Oct 14: Car crashes

Oct 15: Car crashes

Oct 16: Car crashes

Oct 17: Car crashes

Oct 18: Car crashes

Oct 19: Car crashes

Oct 20: Car crashes

Oct 21: Watching someone fuck your spouse inside a car

Oct 22: Car crashes

Oct 23: Car crashes

Oct 24: Car crashes

Oct 25: Car crashes

Oct 26: Car crashes

Oct 27: Car crashes

Oct 28: Car crashes

Oct 29: Car crashes

Oct 30: Car crashes

Oct 31: Car crashes

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

Akron Legionnaire