The Joyful Void

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

nonbinary ppl be like: im nonbinary

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

The Gay Mask: Ssssomebody top me!

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