West And Dead, I’m On My Way

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[ID: Photo of a phone battery that has gone pillow-shaped, i.e. is about to explode. End ID]

Boy Where Me God Damn Body Warsh Is

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

god blast 🙏