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they should invent a sleep that happens when you want it to

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thebibliosphere

Girl, help, all of my disorders are disordering.

darkcomedies

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

darkcomedies

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

wrenhavenriver

why must reductress hurt me in this way

thiefree

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

junkolt

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

stillfuckingtired

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

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imsobadatnicknames2

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

fuglyjeans

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

rui-cifer

yeah it's real fucking convenient to use a bluetooth headphone and have it die on me hour 8 of hiking up a mountain during my job. You know what's 1 less device I have to charge and has never died on me during a hike due to lack of charge? A headphone I just plug directly into my device.

notthewriteryourelookingfor

Maybe it's a boomer take but I want the option of headphones that plug in

There's no reason to remove a headphone jack

likematingcall

A Sunday Kind of Love

#heated rivalry

deep-state-partisan

dontlistentothemmoose

#lol

snickersnmonte

Some silly Monte gifs for your Friday 💕

#it's a kitty!#yes you are!#and you're sitting right there!#HI KITTY!

valtsv

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

valtsv

fantasiona

to draw this was a very impulsive decision

they seem so sad <33

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ouroborosorder

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

themenacewhowrites

Now you see, this is the kind of nonsense I imagine Shane getting up to if his stick breaks or gets knocked out of his hands.

Most players: “Oh no! My stick is gone, I lost the puck!”

Shane Hollander the Monster That He Is: “Look Mom, no hands!”

alphacrone

writers and artists everywhere all the time

agentofdeterioration

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

liebelesbe

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

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theorahsart

Here's a comic breaking down some myths about Robespierre, The Terror, and *why* he died. This explanation is still pretty simplified, but I hope it can show why many of us talk about his downfall with such sadness. It can seem confusing if you've been taught a certain narrative.

In comparison to some of my other non fiction comics, this one is honestly a little more biased... but heck, it's Thermidor, and Robespierre's memory is indeed dear enough to me that I want to defend it.

18thcenturythirsttrap

This is a really excellent 'speed version' introduction to Thermidor, and why it remains so important. Thank you!

And to any moots / followers who aren't familiar with the French Revolution but would like to know more, I definitely do recommend that you search @theorahsart using the tag #incorruptiblecomic to read 'Incorruptible' and get a more detailed introduction to Robespierre's life and career.

nepenthean-sleep

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

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