More 18th Century Thirst Traps Please

The UK Government has blocked the release of files detailing an Israeli firm caught meddling in Scottish elections.

Here's Snailier, excited to get to his new home! He has brought with him his warm green scarf, his spyglass and whiskey, of course!

His shell resembels the ocean and it's foam and his ship's name is also marked there. He likes to take it easy so make sure he has privacy in his terrarium :) 🐌

Next batch of snails are done!! Here's James Fitzsnail 🫴

He comes with a dress, a helmet and some rockets. They prefer a cozy terrarium with pillows to sleep on. Take good care of them!

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

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and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first: