Another Friday Night Exchange
James Fitzjames [JF]: George.
JF: George you said you were coming to wine and dine.
JF: It's almost eight. Francis has drunchies and will NOT stop bitching about it.
JF: For God's sake, now *I'm* drinking more. It's that or throttle him
George Hodgson [GH]: sorry got sidetracked
GH: met a man in an alley, might have inadvrtentky bought drugs
JF: How do you inadvertently buy drugs?? People don't do that!
GH: I don't know thr guy insisted
GH: just checked. its not drugs
GH: want to cook it tonight?
JF: There are not enough words in the world to express how bad an idea that is.
JF: Chuck it in the bin and call it good
GH: I paid actual money for this
JF: Why did you even buy it???
GH: I thought itwas drugs
JF: How the hell was it an inadvertent purchase, then?
GH: I didn't go lookinv for them!! it was just opportynity
JF: I say this as your friennd. But you need to stop pregaming wine and dine nights.
JF: Francis is threatening to leave me
JF: because he ate all the charcuterie and there isnt anything else ready
JF: Did you throw away the mystery meat
GH: what did francis do now
JF: enough to deserve a mystery meat roast, the ass
GH: I knew youd come around
