count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

upping my sexy dis year