And Then There's Anne

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

top gear’s ‘celebrity in a reasonably priced car’ bit was by far the best recurring celebrity guest bit to ever hit television. watching some famous actor or comedian race a lap in some used 2000s chevy is a delight we may never see again

For the record “low-information voter” is like, a real thing and I hate that it’s become a leftist insult meaning “black person I disagree with”. I would argue that a black person deciding not to vote for white populists is actually pretty high information, given an observation of patterns!

Also conversations about Democrats needing to appeal to more rural voters are always like “what if you betrayed all the minorities that rely on you” and not “what if there was actual media infrastructure outside of big cities that wasn’t just run by the notoriously Republican Sinclair Broadcasting Company”

IDK how you could study anything about the french revolution and come away thinking it is something inspiring and admirable. it was a horror show. and you probably would've been executed or died in some type of riot.

Robespierre trying to kill himself and fucking it up and getting guillotined anyway is funny though. lol loser.

Cosplay is a great hobby for finding out what you'll do for 100 hours to show off the results for two hours.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.