Gooy-Girthy

"You're not the first man to fuck his wife, and he is always looking to show his appreciation for the men who help him with the one thing he's horrendous at." 🤭

"Ya, when Jake said he had a 'Caged Deck hand' working on his boat, I didn't understand why any guy would volunteer for that job, but...... that's the tiniest dick I've ever seen." 😆

Ya know, Loser. I'm usually pretty hard on you, but I have to say you're a very generous man. 😏

If I married a woman with tits like those, I'd keep them all to myself. But you share them with anyone who wants a squeeze. You two really are perfect for each other. 😅

The beach was great, Baby. Wet swim shorts make it really easy to see which guys I'll like, ya know? 😉

Good news!!!! I finally convinced my husband to let me bring a friend out to the cabin this weekend. You'll have double the hot women to entertain you and my cuck serving all of us, hehe. 😇

"Girl..... we've all seen how little your future husband is. You look at me and tell me you don't want that dick inside you?" 😏

Your wife giggled. She didn't "accidentally drop" your chastity key overboard. She intentionally dropped an old ear ring of hers overboard and told you it was the key. 😏

"Now, you have two options. You can crawl over here and clean up my boyfriends mess like I asked you too, OR I can turn the power up on this thing and zap you again." 😈

"I know you don't like him, but...... can you keep him entertained for 30-45 minutes while I'm in this meeting? Please, please, please, Babe???" 🥺

"That's it. Just relax. Good Boi. I know this is hard, but if you just push through this week or so, you'll fully accept life as my pet, and everything will be perfect!!! Okay???" 🥺

"Yea, well in my version, the you is your dick and the ride is me. And your dick is wayyyy too short for this ride, Sweetheart." 🤭

You thought it over and inevitably agreed with her logic. She was the most beautiful woman you'd ever gone home with. Checking your ego was worth it..... or so you thought. 😬

As you opened the drawer of her nightstand, you froze!!! You didnt know what you expected, but it realistic 10 inch black dildo thicker than any dicked you'd ever seen was shocking. You heard her giggle behind you, but couldn't muster the confidence to turn or even say anything in response..... 😳

You were an odd mix of aroused and anxious as you put on the strapon. It was heavy. So heavy. The feeling of your much smaller dick pressed up to the back of the strap was belittling. 🫣

You turned around to see her already completely naked and on her knees. She was a Goddess!!! Her pussy was bold, her perky breasts defied gravity, and her cutesy but naughty face stared at you with a bitten lip and lust in her eyes. 🤤

"Hehehe, I guess Ill come to you then." She giggled as she shifted her weight forward and fell into an all fours position. You almost passed out watching her crawl toward you. Her breasts swaying and her incredible ass perched in the air. 🥵

You watched as she opened her mouth, stuck her tongue out, and amazingly wrapped her lips around the heard of your girthy enhancement. You were shaking with arousal and finally.... *Spurrt* 💦

"Okay. Cage check. Let me see." 😏

"Wow, Bestie. Good work. I think this is the cleanest my apartment has ever been. Be honest. Did seeing me in my underwear this morning motivate you???" 😏

"Hahahhaha, I figured you'd like that, and I must say if you're gonna do work like this I might have to show off for you more often. So. Which reward would you like, Bestie." 😊

"Hahahah, you had all day and still cant decide. Well. You did good today, so Ill make you a deal and let you have all 3. I want you to stay here all weekend, sleep on my couch, clean, cook, and do my choirs. If you do, you can get all the rewards. What do you say?" 😉

"I've been doing my best to track who's been doing what with me, so can you look through it and see how much you still owe each of them, hehe?" 🤭

Ah, oh. Objective failed again, and it was all her fault, smh.... 🤦

Looks like she's gonna have to give me another one of her "Special Apologies" 🤤 🍆