Live, Laugh, Lhav

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics