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car crash of lexicographical unpersoning going on here

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

Where, where have you been sending it?!

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

A kid born on the day this was posted should be in middle school now.

do the draft post know they in there ? in there in the drafts

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening

[Image description: a screencap from Lord of the Rings showing Gandalf sitting on Frodo’s bed as he says to Frodo, “And it is 10:00 in the morning on October 24th, if you want to know.” /end image description]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you