bless us, hell rules

Settlers of catan

relistening to taz balance is just. there's a ghost in your house. there's a ghost following you and you don't know it's following you but you feel their absence all the same. there's a ghost locked in your house but they shine through the cracks in the walls anyways

when you click on the blog of someone who has you blocked and tumblr says “that isn’t anyone” im always like gaggggg that’s right they’re a nobody

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

The most gentle reminder I have patience for: All the lost boys bootlegs (please do not call them slime tutorials) are currently NFT (not for trade). The only way to get them is buying them from the master (the person who recorded them). Any other way of obtaining them is via leaked footage which directly results in masters not releasing more footage at all, putting longer NFT dates on them or being extra careful who they sell to.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.