welcome to my parlour

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

superman whimpering. superman whimpering and moaning. superman on his knees. whimpering. and moaning.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Official graveyard post