people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die
He didn't even know Peter was Spidey bro asked God to kill a PHOTOGRAPHER
[ID: A screenshot of Sam Raimi's Spider Man 3, in which Eddie Brock is in a church. End ID.]
Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️
don’t flirt with me I’ll throw up blood
a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife
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Mark my words: September is going to be so good to you.
i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know
"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of
i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it
I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this
when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework
[image 1, ID by @bituin-describes : A drawing of a duck, labeled “mother fuck”, being trailed by ducklings, labeled “baby fucklings”. Instead of faces, they all have the word “fuck” in all caps on their heads. image 2: a cropped version of image 1, showing only the five baby fucklings saying “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”. /ED]
can I be honest and say that this is one of my favorite moments ever. i love five explaining things to tegan in the most annoying way possible and fucking booping her nose. what is his issue lmao
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spin the wheel to choose your fate!
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place
so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”
“highest kill counts in all of fiction” is the funniest list ever compiled
[ID: A fandom wiki page reading:
Kill Counts
1. Thanos (Marvel Cinematic Universe) -
53,091,634,901,920,777
2. Yivo (Futurama) - 20,000,001,000,000,349
3. The Doctor (Doctor Who) -
1,000,020,000,647,303
4. Darkseid (DC Extended Universe) -
780,244,125,700,007
5. SCP-426 (SCP Foundation) -
323,695,240,938,547
6. Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix (Robot Chicken) -
1,000,000,000,000
7. Mobius/Anti-Monitor (Arrowverse) -
698,558,660,829
8. Fishy Joe (Futurama) - 197,999,999,821
9. General Armitage Hux (Star Wars) -
155,572,361,735
10. V-GINY (Futurama) - 120,000,000,000 /End ID]
i wanna say "they should be allowed to kill people" about my favorite characters except the issue is that many of them either fall into:
Being nonviolent is an important part of their character, and while it's interesting to ponder what could drive them to feel vindication or relief through violence, them doing so can't truly be construed as a positive development
or
They already do kill people, in fact it is their hobby and passion
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Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.
i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.
do you think you are the only one to have your profile picture?
Do you think you are the only one to have your profile picture?
Yes
No
