welcome to my parlour

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

hold up did the pope genuinelt say that or am i stupid

the pope said this. amen.

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

unclear = uncle nuclear

[ID: a screenshot of the animated character Pingu sitting in a chair and crossing his flippers grumpily. /end id]

Genuinely can't wait to see Sylvester McCoy show up in a Billie Piper wig

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

does anyone have a photo of fivey on his knees with the sword above him from four to doomsday? i need it for normal reasons

stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.

[ID: a doodled yellow star with black, capitalised text. it reads: i didnt survive it / actually i died like for real but im back now so its fine. /end ID]

Hospital