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@castrovulcant

Hi, I'm Steffii! I'm Clark Kent and Fifth Doctor trash [icon description: The Fifth Doctot on the demigirl and asexual button icon. /end icon description] [header description: an image of the galaxy with various shades of orange, blue, green, red, purple, and pink, spread amongst the stars. /end header description] Have a nice day!

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larchcoin

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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quasi-normalcy

Thinking about Project Hail Mary and how successful it was as a movie while being about using science and the power of friendship to solve a space mystery.

And then i think about how that's basically Star Trek's whole thing, but none of the Trek movies (with the possible exception of The Voyage Home) are actually about that. And like...why? Why does it feel like such a grim certainty that any Star Trek movie likely to come out will be about an angry melodramatic space villain out for Revenge? How did we get here?

saathiray

My only conclusion is that no one ever got over Wrath of Khan. And that's not the movie's fault either because Ricardo Montalban was that good.

quasi-normalcy

Such waxy pectoral cleavage

#Well when The Motion(less) Picture is proceeded by The Wrath of Khan #It is going to rewire your entire brain chemistry #But for the movie industry #But really something something the popularity of Star Wars and action movies #JJ Abrams misinterpreting the true reason for Star Trek #And blah blah wanting the next movie to be a summer hit blockbuster that rakes in millions and too scared to deviate from generic formula

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

#There's only one and it's me #I'm the gender #Thank you and goodbye

frontmansdog

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

#Fascinating

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righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

#Sexually. Romantically. Or platinically?

angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

#Couldn't have hated it too much considering you and the rest of us exist #Perhaps they loved it #Getting it on with the nerd

64mpg

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

frightfullytreeish

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

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girl-blorbo-polls

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended on11h

#I trust her but ws are NOT FINE #Someone's gonna have dislocated thumbs #Wait magical #Maybe not dislocated thumbs then

just-deer-things

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

theunfairfolk

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

podcastwizard

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

burntmyleg

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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burntmyleg

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

burntmyleg

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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