welcome to my parlour

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

superman whimpering. superman whimpering and moaning. superman on his knees. whimpering. and moaning.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Official graveyard post

Thinking about Omega falling into the black hole never to return.... thinking about Rassilon creating the Sash of Rassilon so that the Eye of Harmony doesn't suck the wearer into another universe...everything Rassilon did was for love!!!!

it was so scary to be without you guys for a moment

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

sometimes people will make you feel stupid for being kind. this makes it hard to stay kind. it is important that you do anyway. if you have become unkind, it is important to remember that you can become kind again. it's a skill, not an inherent trait.

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

hold up did the pope genuinelt say that or am i stupid

the pope said this. amen.

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though