welcome to my parlour

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here